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Select the subscriptions you pay for. We'll tell you how much you're really spending — with zero mercy.

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Step-by-step guides to cancel any subscription. Direct links included.

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Netflix

Streaming

The one you scroll for 20 minutes before rewatching The Office.

💰 $18.99/moView guide →
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Stan

Streaming

Australia's own streamer — for when you need Aussie content.

💰 $16.00/moView guide →
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Binge

Streaming

HBO content wrapped in an Aussie app.

💰 $18.00/moView guide →
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Disney+

Streaming

Baby Yoda and your childhood nostalgia, monetised.

💰 $13.99/moView guide →
🏈

Kayo Sports

Streaming

Every sport, every code — the pub without the beer.

💰 $29.99/moView guide →
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Paramount+

Streaming

That streaming service you forgot you subscribed to.

💰 $8.99/moView guide →
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Amazon Prime Video

Streaming

The streaming service you got 'for free' with Prime shipping.

💰 $9.99/moView guide →
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YouTube Premium

Streaming

Paying to skip ads on cat videos.

💰 $16.99/moView guide →
🎵

Spotify Premium

Music

365 days of your 'Liked Songs' playlist on repeat.

💰 $13.99/moView guide →
🍎

Apple Music

Music

Because you bought one AirPod and now you're locked in.

💰 $12.99/moView guide →
🛵

Uber Eats

Food Delivery

Uber One membership for 'free delivery' on $40 meals.

💰 $14.99/moView guide →
🚗

DoorDash DashPass

Food Delivery

Unlimited 'free delivery' that somehow still costs $35 per order.

💰 $11.99/moView guide →
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HelloFresh

Food Delivery

Pre-portioned ingredients for people who want to cook but also don't.

💰 $69.99/moView guide →
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Anytime Fitness

Fitness

24/7 access to a gym you visit maybe 24/7 times a year.

💰 $68.00/moView guide →
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F45

Fitness

45 minutes of someone yelling at you to do burpees.

💰 $65.00/moView guide →
🧘

Headspace

Fitness

Paying to be told to breathe. Which you were already doing.

💰 $12.99/moView guide →
📰

The Australian

News & Media

Paywall journalism for people who like being angry before 9am.

💰 $8.00/moView guide →
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The Athletic

News & Media

Long-form sports journalism for your 3-minute attention span.

💰 $11.99/moView guide →
🎮

Xbox Game Pass

Gaming

Hundreds of games and you only play the same 3.

💰 $18.99/moView guide →
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PlayStation Plus

Gaming

Monthly 'free games' you add to your library and never play.

💰 $11.99/moView guide →
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iCloud+

Productivity

Paying Apple to store 47,000 photos you'll never look at again.

💰 $4.49/moView guide →
🎨

Adobe Creative Cloud

Productivity

The full Creative Suite for your occasional Instagram story.

💰 $79.99/moView guide →
🖼️

Canva Pro

Productivity

Premium templates for your 'social media strategy' (posting twice a month).

💰 $19.99/moView guide →
🎧

Audible

Lifestyle

One audiobook a month you listen to 3 chapters of.

💰 $16.45/moView guide →
🥑

28 by Sam Wood

Lifestyle

Meal plans you follow for exactly 4 days before ordering pizza.

💰 $19.99/moView guide →
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Marley Spoon

Lifestyle

Like HelloFresh but for people who think they're fancier.

💰 $79.99/moView guide →
📡

Foxtel Now

Streaming

Somehow still paying for cable TV in 2025.

💰 $25.00/moView guide →
😌

Calm

Fitness

A meditation app that gives you anxiety about its renewal date.

💰 $9.99/moView guide →
🍔

Menulog

Food Delivery

Menulog's delivery unlimited — free delivery on guilt.

💰 $9.99/moView guide →
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Crunchyroll

Streaming

Anime streaming for when regular TV isn't enough.

💰 $7.99/moView guide →

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